Unfortunately, the arrival of sunshine and of temperatures that send millions of Brits to A&E with undercooked sausage-related food poisoning, means that parents across the land are obligated to perform a ritual that sends blood pressure soaring; the stand-still-while-I-put-suncream-on-you nightmare.
Applying Factor 50 to your offspring is possibly one of the most stressful things you can do on a hot day. Right up there with dressing your children on a snow day, it’s one of those thankless tasks that parents have to endure. However, unlike clothes for the winter – which should ideally stay on for the duration of your child’s exposure to the cold – sun cream requires day-long attention, commencing with the drama of the initial application.
Headache in a bottle |
Next up, once you’ve gone through the stress of applying
the suncream, you have the pressure of wondering when you need to top it up.
How long does it last? No one knows. Does sweat decrease its sunblocking
capabilties? Probably. And what about the swimming pool? Surely once they’ve
been swimming in the sea or in the hotel pool – with all the other children,
meaning that by midday there’s an oil slick covering the pool that’s a danger
to passing seabirds – I have to reapply? The bottle says no, but my parental instinct
says yes.
Is it worth it? Why can’t someone invent a better solution
to sunburn than suncream? We’re meant to enjoy the sunshine and be grateful for
the nice weather but come on, let’s all be honest for a moment, 10 minutes is
probably enough. Life is so much easier when it’s cloudy and overcast.
And if anyone is prone to disagree with me, let me say
just one further word in relation to the suncream nightmare: sand.
Point made.
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